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High Resolution Canon Scanner

High Resolution Canon Scanner
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Item number - dhakh44

Item description - High Resolution Canon Scanner

Date of release - Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Name - Jon

Reason for release -

Guilty of aggravated counts of being too large, my scanner has been cluttering my workspace and my life for several years now.  It looked so small in the picture, but when it arrived on my doorstep it was anything but.  I don't know why I ever thought I needed one of these things, I've used it like 3 times total, and for those 3 uses I have been lugging it around from apartment to apartment, kicking it while I work, wiping it free from dust, and I finally decided that I've had enough. It keeps me bound to my younger self, when I was caged a room cluttered with computer gadgets.  Please do me the service of removing this nuisance from my life in whichever way you see fitting.

Method of release - SRS released the associations of this scanner by scanning and deleting itself along with a myriad of other electronic clutter.

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One Response to “High Resolution Canon Scanner”

  1. JR says:

    Awesome, I loved it! You guys did a great job, and I had a noticeable sense of release watching the scanner delete it’s clutter.

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